Parody of Last friday Night

There's a pedo in my bed

There's a warning up ahead

bow's and makeup in the rooms

I think we ingested shrooms

The Pedo just got in the car

Ashlee's passed out in the yard

Barbie's on the barbeque

God I wish we had more booze.



Pictures of tonight

will just start a fight

who cares

not us

It hasn't happened yet

but we're pretty sure

It'll rule

Damn



This Tuesday Night

Doing all these dirty deeds

There's a smurf with anal beads

There's some cat up in a tree

This Tuesday Night

There's a sheep and unicorn

why is Kaitlin watching porn

Jessica's dress is ripped and torn

This Tuesday Night

Jessica's eating Licorice

Kaitlin's very ticklish

Ashlee's fighting with some fish

This Tuesday Night

a picture fell off our wall

We just missed an important call

But next Tuesday Night

Do it all again

Next Tuesday Night

Do it all Again



Trying to connect the Net

Ashlee's Kaitlin's little pet

Jessica wants to hit the bar

but Kaitlin's in the pedos car

The police are trying to arrest

but the pedos half undressed

Kaitlin tried to race a snail

That was such an epic fail



Pictures of tonight

will just start a fight

who cares

not us

It hasn't happened yet

but we're pretty sure

It'll rule

Damn



This Tuesday Night

Doing all these dirty deeds

There's a smurf with anal beads

There's some cat up in a tree

This Tuesday Night

There's a sheep and unicorn

why is Kaitlin watching porn

Jessica's dress is ripped and torn

This Tuesday Night

Jessica's eating Licorice

Kaitlin's very ticklish

Ashlee's fighting with some fish

This Tuesday Night

a picture fell off our wall

We just missed an important call

But next Tuesday Night

Do it all again

Next Tuesday Night

Do it all Again




(T.G.I.T x7)



This Tuesday Night

Doing all these dirty deeds

There's a smurf with anal beads

There's some cat up in a tree

This Tuesday Night

There's a sheep and unicorn

why is Kaitlin watching porn

Jessica's dress is ripped and torn

This Tuesday Night

Jessica's eating Licorice

Kaitlin's very ticklish

Ashlee's fighting with some fish

This Tuesday Night

a picture fell off our wall

We just missed an important call

But next Tuesday Night

Do it all again

Next Tuesday Night

Do it all Again